28 October 2008 @ 10:24 am
Dear Fandom  
I respect that sometimes things get so boring that it seems a good idea to pick a fight with someone random over something trivial.

But really, fandom, academics? These are people who have survived years of schooling in the art of bloody battle, and have been chosen for their ability to stake out a position and defend it to the death.

Maybe next time choose mimes. Or the Amish.
 
 
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captain heteroknowledgeable[info]notpoetry on October 28th, 2008 03:31 pm (UTC)
Thesis Defense > [info]metafandom
Lucy: drfangirl[info]cereta on October 28th, 2008 03:49 pm (UTC)
Dissertation Defense FTW!
captain heteroknowledgeable[info]notpoetry on October 28th, 2008 03:54 pm (UTC)
I have not yet had to run that particular gauntlet, but I have four portfolio defenses under my belt and am starting prep for the fifth, so I have some infinitesimally small idea of what a dissertation defense might be like ... and boy, howdy, do I ever have a lot of respect for people who've done it.
Lucy: drfangirl[info]cereta on October 28th, 2008 03:56 pm (UTC)
In fairness, in my field, if your committee is doing its job, your defense should be pretty low-key, because they shouldn't let you get to that point unless they're ready to pass at least with revisions.

My father-in-law made cookies for mine.
your cousin Vito[info]vito_excalibur on October 28th, 2008 03:39 pm (UTC)
Dude, not unless you're up for a drive-by buggywhipping! :o
Betty[info]brown_betty on October 28th, 2008 03:42 pm (UTC)
The joke among Mennonites, (which I am not, precisely), was "Drive by shunning."
Smallest Bull on Earth[info]chiromancy on October 28th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
*spit take*

That. Is actually really funny.

Betty[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
It is if you have some basic familiarity with Anabaptism!
Oh, If Only  It Were Witty...: Dekamaster - Fail[info]arionhunter on October 28th, 2008 04:28 pm (UTC)
This? Is why I no longer bother with [info]metafandom.
Betty[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 03:19 am (UTC)
Apparently the person who started this round? Semi-pro writer.
Oh, If Only  It Were Witty...: Sen-chan - Whatever (Pic by cheesymon)[info]arionhunter on October 29th, 2008 05:04 am (UTC)
...working in part as an advertising copy writer, and one of her novels has, according to a reviewer, "the innocent but willful main female character is tricked into being a sex slave of the main male character (and later, is used and abused by his acquaintances to further his political goals)."

You'll forgive me, certainly, for being less than impressed.
HJ[info]hjcallipygian on October 28th, 2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
I'm picking a fight with you over picking fights!
Rat Creature: zen[info]ratcreature on October 28th, 2008 04:46 pm (UTC)
OTOH it's maybe more honorable than picking a fight with someone harm- and defenseless, no? At least academics can take it, and are unlikely to run off in tears threatening to leave fandom forever because everyone is like those mean girls in their high school trauma... or something along those lines.
Betty: Elsa[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 03:20 am (UTC)
There is that. At least they're in your weight class.
Mari: communing with plants[info]marici on October 28th, 2008 05:34 pm (UTC)
In a way, picking a fight with Acafans is what they're here for. They'll have a great deal more fun if you take the time to argue well, though.
Ithiliana: Academic Snob by Caras_Galadhon[info]ithiliana on October 28th, 2008 07:37 pm (UTC)
Why yes! We give extra points for good writing!

(And snicker amongst ourselves at the BAD writing!)

Stop that or they'll see you on the Google!: I've been bad[info]thefourthvine on October 28th, 2008 05:49 pm (UTC)
If we fight mimes, I will die upon the barricades! (Um. Probably of fright, though. You can't tell me there isn't something wrong with mimes. Also, they are made of evil, and this is a scientific fact.)
Daegaer: disguise by graycastle[info]daegaer on October 28th, 2008 10:30 pm (UTC)
They're like clowns made up of all the bits that are too evil to go into regular clowns.
afrai[info]bravecows on October 29th, 2008 12:56 am (UTC)
I just want to say that I love this thread. &hearts___&hearts (Also, Vetinari would agree!)
Smallest Bull on Earth[info]chiromancy on October 28th, 2008 05:59 pm (UTC)
Whoa. Lame.

However, I find myself unable to get too worked up about all this, mostly because the anti-academic position is basically "Your SMART is harshing my SQUEE." Which. I'm sorry, that's laughable.
Betty[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 04:05 am (UTC)
Whereas I have found smart to be squee inducing, so I guess we just can't all be happy?
Drooling Fan Girl[info]droolfangrrl on October 28th, 2008 07:01 pm (UTC)
I smell a story. C'mon, give.

Pretty please?
Betty[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 04:04 am (UTC)
http://rolanni.livejournal.com/364971.html I guess, and then metafandom picked it up, and it sort of asploded.
Drooling Fan Girl[info]droolfangrrl on October 29th, 2008 04:13 am (UTC)
What the heck kind of stuff was this gal smoking? I loved my SF lit classes. And not ALL of SF is escapist it's it's.....

*MEGAFLAILS*

sorry.
Betty: Frail[info]brown_betty on October 29th, 2008 04:42 am (UTC)
Apparently she's author Sharon Lee. But I really can't answer about the smoking.
Drooling Fan Girl[info]droolfangrrl on October 29th, 2008 04:48 am (UTC)
http://www.sff.net/people/sharon.lee/

AAAAAAAAAAAAA PINK

lemme see if the whole site is like this... and nope she wanted it too look like this!

" Over the years, I've explained with equal sincerity that my ideas came from a facility in Chicago, a box in the attic, my confessor, Bulfinch's Mythology, David Byrne, and the weird weed I smoked that night in the seventies when, well -- it's personal, but we were all crazy back then, man. You remember." bhahah
the Sooz: Dahlia sez Bzuh?[info]furikku on October 28th, 2008 07:35 pm (UTC)
Are the academics really taking over, or are these people just in the wrong areas? o_O
Ithiliana: Academia Quote by lolaraincoat[info]ithiliana on October 28th, 2008 07:38 pm (UTC)
I have been informed in several places by several different people that one, academics are colonizing fandom and have been doing to since the 1970s; and, two, academics have institutional power in fandom by which they oppress non-academics by um writing tl;dr meta and using big words.

The quiz will be next Friday, btw. Come prepared with a blue book and two pens!
the Sooz[info]furikku on October 28th, 2008 07:40 pm (UTC)
The academics can come colonize my fandoms any old time they want to. I am totally oppressed by the prevalence of boyslash squee. And nonprevalence of girlslash squee.
Ithiliana: aca-fan[info]ithiliana on October 28th, 2008 07:43 pm (UTC)
I have also between told twice that aca-fen who do not immediately admit to our oppressive natures are like white fen laughing off fen of color who talk about racism (we are not the same but we are like).

OTOH, a friend in Canada who once pointed out the dominance of "US" fans (along with their assumption that the first amendment is a global document) found her argument totally ignored/knocked down the the dominant group, and girlslash fen are in a similar position regarding fandom as a whole, but somehow you rarely see major metafandom posts concerning their marginalization within fandom!
the Sooz[info]furikku on October 28th, 2008 07:45 pm (UTC)
YAY PRIVILEGE

Dude, can we like start spouting about boyslashfan privilege now? XD
Ithiliana[info]ithiliana on October 28th, 2008 08:43 pm (UTC)
Well, I think it's a lot more valid argument than the "academics colonizing fandom" argument, but then I r an acafan.

OTOH, I am primarily a boyslasher (have some stuff for Arwen and Éowyn I've started on) (full disclosure: I wrote a paper on f/f slash for academia, including a discussion of the two stories that showed me just how HOT girlslash can be, drools...).

And clearly if one is an English (major) bisexual Canadian girlslash fan, one is hardly allowed to skulk around the margins of fandom, sneaking into the village at night!
the Sooz[info]furikku on October 28th, 2008 08:46 pm (UTC)
Quite quite!

I think in the end we should just have more options of everything, but then I'm not sure where the fairy godmother is who'd be waving her wand to make the fen making all those new things so.
Drooling Fan Girl[info]droolfangrrl on October 29th, 2008 04:10 am (UTC)
What you mean none of them have ever brought up Nazis?
omnivorously[info]omnivorously on October 29th, 2008 12:36 am (UTC)
A couple people have told me that it's more about how particular methodologies (i.e. deconstruction/postmodernism) are all the rage in academia, and other methodologies get no respect, and how that's effecting fandom. Something like that. And maybe that's the issue for them, but I'm pretty sure that's not a typical fannish view - a more likely fannish view really is "The big words harsh my squee! (And yes, I have forgotten how to hit backspace)." To which I respond, "Where I come from, this is how we squee! Cultural differences! Squee that way if you like, though, no skin off my back."
Ithiliana[info]ithiliana on October 29th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
Hmm, I'm not sure what all the rage means: I'm in a literature and languages department at a small university in rural Texas (we have comp, lit, Spanish, and minors in French and Philosophy), and there are no postmodern/deconstructionists here (nor do I believe that it's possible to claim that theory area has dominance unless you define postmodern as "all new critical theories that have been developed in the last sixty years).

I define myself, in terms of theory, as sociolinguistic, queer, critical race feminist, in terms of my approaches and what I tend to teach. The academics I'm familiar with are not the high school deconstructionists (which many of us identify as becoming the rage in academic departments about the time that feminist, queer, and critical race theorists began making some headway in both scholarship and jobs in academia--so it was a nice coincidence for the elite white guys that they could claim a "theory" that disdained identity).

Now in a sense I'm postmodernist with a small p in that I don't believe that there is a single universal theoretical foundation to anything, that I do not believe in a single canon, and that I value such things as multiple-voiced approaches (heteroglossia, to use Bakhtin's term). But most strict postmodernists, especially deconstructionists, would not recognize me as a theorist. But as Gerald Graff, one of my favorite writers in the "culture wars" noted, the fact that all academics have deep divisions (and we're talking MAJOR stuff) is not going to make any impression to their students or the general population who do not have the training to understand that a Marxist, a deconstructionist, and a queer theorists are all in opposition about some methods and practices--they're just all academics using big words.

And my major complaint against the postmodern academics I knew is that they did all their deconstructing of the canon: you wouldn't catch 'em dead reading a romance, an sf novel, or fan fiction!
Drooling Fan Girl[info]droolfangrrl on October 29th, 2008 04:08 am (UTC)
tl; dr

*cackles and flees from ithiliana's righteous rage.*
Dr $tephen Dann[info]stephendann on October 28th, 2008 10:10 pm (UTC)
Maybe next time choose mimes
Only if it's an oral defence. You want to see a mime try to explain a structural equation model with just interpretative dance.
kalanyr2[info]kalanyr2 on October 29th, 2008 05:50 am (UTC)
Yes. Very much. That would be hilarious.
wemblee: my fandom has been co-opted by a corpora[info]wemblee on October 29th, 2008 12:19 am (UTC)
You are awesome. <3
omnivorously[info]omnivorously on October 29th, 2008 12:38 am (UTC)
Definitely my favorite post to come out of this so far : ) The advantage is that if it looks like an acafan is winning, zir opponent can always complain that ze're being oppressed by the acafan's analytical skills. Or something.
Ithiliana[info]ithiliana on October 29th, 2008 02:37 am (UTC)
True--although as a friend pointed out, the fact that the original two posts were made by a professional writer and a journalist who has Higher Degrees, etc. etc. makes the "omg their rhetoric is so oppressive" kind of.....ironic. One reason why the posts are persuasive is, I would argue, the high rhetorical skills of both posters.

Not all effective writers are professional academics, and not all academics are polished writers!

Reminds me of serving on a faculty senate commitee that gave awards to faculty and staff in typical areas, teaching, service, etc. People who applied to awards had to submit letters of support, typical academic thing. One year the head of kkinesiology (PE and coaches) looked at me and said we should substract points from people who had literature profs write letters for them because the lit profs were so much better at writing than the other faculty.

Although the ire does seem to be focusing primarily on us bisexual English majors who are postmodern/deconstructionists (leave me out entirely--I do queer, critical race feminist, and sociolinguistic theory) who are ruining everybody's fuN!