Oh man, you guys! YOU GUYS! I'm reading Leopard Lord and it's SO BAD. I feel like a dog who has just found a half decayed and fetid fish. I just want to ROLL IN IT.

Further updates as events warrant.

ETA: (from comments)

thete1: You must share!
brown_betty: OH MAN. See, his dad's all evil, and stuff, but he's totally gonna be super-good once his dad's dead. And he assures the slave-girl that she can trust him, because he'd totally never take advantage of her, but she tells him that she's been inspected last night, and if she's not devirginized, she's gonna be in trouble! SO AGAINST HIS BETTER IMPULSES he helps her out with that problem WITH HIS PENIS.
thete1: *spuh* That is *special*. OMG. You can *hear* the writer's id being dragged into the cold, unforgiving light. You can hear the *screaming* as it fights to stay warm and safe, but no! Not this id. This id must be *exposed*.
brown_betty: Oh, man, Te. It's so awesome. Also, there's all this stuff where he crawls into bed with his childhood (slave) friend, and his (de-virginized) slave-girl, and sometimes, the two slaves are making out and he's all "I just want you to know, slave-friends, that I would never interfere with your desires!" and I'm all DUDE YOU ARE BEING INVITED TO A THREESOME PAY ATTENTION but no.